Tallulah’s Foot Tapping Under the Stall



Too bad Senator Craig did not read up on the granddaughter of Senator John H. Bankhead, Tallulah Bankhead, who had this to say about her foot-tapping experiences under bathroom stalls:

There was the time she was in Washington for a Democratic Convention honoring
her "divine friend, Adlai Stevenson"  . . .And during a long speech by some senator she had to go to the john, but found when she was settled in for the duration that there was no toilet paper at hand. "So I looked down and saw a pair of feet in the next stall. I knocked very politely and said: ‘Excuse me, dahling, I don’t have any toilet paper. Do you?’ And this very proper Yankee voice said: ‘No, I don’t.’ Well, dahling, I had to get back to the podium for Adlai’s speech, so I asked her, very politely you understand, ‘Excuse me dahling, but do you have any Kleenex?’ And this now quite chilly voice said: ‘No, I don’t.’ So I said: ‘Well then, dahling, do you happen to have two fives for a ten?’"  (from People Will Talk by John Kobal)

— Steve Clemons


5 comments on “Tallulah’s Foot Tapping Under the Stall

  1. boy toy says:

    Larry, Larry, quite the fairy,
    How does your hard-on grow?
    With ass-crack smells and foot-tap tells,
    And toilet stalls all in a row.


  2. pauline says:

    It was just a simple mistake by Craig. He just grabbed the wrong long johns when he stood at the facilities.
    It happens to men all the time, right?


  3. susan says:

    Republicans believe that sex is bad and wicked, so they’re out looking for it everywhere.


  4. Karen says:

    See, if the policeman had just handed Craig a couple of fives, we’d know nothing about this…


  5. PissedOffAmerican says:

    Well, I heard that Craig claimed to have a “wide stance” when urinating. Its all just an unfortunate misunderstanding. Poor Republicans, they seem to have a lot of them, don’t they?.


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