Have any of them been to Cuba? For a few hours, it seemed that only Barack Obama’s passport files had been breached.
Now we know that both John McCain’s and Hillary Clinton’s passport information have also been breached.
Rumor is that they’ll all get a courtesy call from Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice to let them all know that they were all equally violated — so no chance of “breach envy.”
— Steve Clemons
Ed Note: No, I’m really not going to make a habit of competing with Andy Borowitz.
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