Some Humor: He’s Barack Obama and He’s Come to Save the Day!

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This hilarious video by Jibjab called “He’s Barack Obama” debuted in front of President Obama last night at the annual black tie Radio and Television Correspondents Dinner.
Here are the lyrics:

When darkness had descended all across the land
A lone voice in the distance uttered Yes! We Can!
He gave good speeches. Never Sweat.
He was real good at the Internets.
He’s Barack Obama
He’s come to save the day!
He passed a major stimulus for the bourgeois.
Then said he’d half the deficit — He He! Ha Ha!
2 obama-superman.jpgStop unemployment! Market Dives!
Fix healthcare in his spare time!
He’s Barack Obama
He’s come to save the day!
He’ll use his superpowers to win in Iraq.
Then Kung Fu Chop the Taliban — Ka-Chow! Ka-Cha!
Our image in the world he’ll mend
Then make the Jews and Arabs friends
He’s Barack Obama
He’s come to save the day!
Sir….We’ve got a situation. . .
Pirates! Boom. . .Thud. . .Splat
He’ll spend the dough! Write the checks! Disregard the mounting debt!
Stop the globe from getting warm! Fuel your car with nuts and corn!
Leap a building! Run Industry! Save a kitten from a tree!
Fix the schools! Go to Space! Punch a robot in the face!
Stop a train! Wrestle bears! Smoke a butt! We don’t care —
Cuz You’re Barack Obama
You’ve come to save the day!
So just snap your fingers and fix the USA!

Seriously though, a mystery was solved last night when Barack Obama was asked on stage whether the pic of him standing in front of Superman was real or doctored. He said, “real.”
— Steve Clemons

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9 comments on “Some Humor: He’s Barack Obama and He’s Come to Save the Day!

  1. aghadilbar says:

    Subject: Peace and Prosperity
    Dear President Barrack Obama
    the Great Leader of the World
    I Agha Dilbar have sent Mr. President 100 registered research Letters (1000 new ideas to develop America and to Change the World for Peace and Prosperity) through Embassy of USA Islamabad till today and also direct sent these registered Letters to Whitehouse Washington DC 20500.These letters have been written on the guidelines of CHANGE WE NEED. And these letters are about the Common Men Problems of respected American Peoples and their Solutions. To end, Economic Recession, Unemployment and to Finish War, all round the World for Peace and Prosperity. In these letters I have sent one thousand new scientific Planning /Suggestions, about every walk of life for Peace through Friendship Progress and Prosperity all over the World.
    Dear Barrack Obama, the Great Leader of the World, my Friend, my Brother, Provide an opportunity to Agha Dilbar to pay an Official Visit to America, that we two brothers can sit together and by halting this horrible war(In this war 1-million peoples have died from 9/11 till today, if this war continues, it will become the 111- World War.200-Million people would die, if 111-World War is triggered) can take out 6.5 billion people of the World from abyss of destruction and then put them on the road to Progress and Prosperity.
    Dear President Barrack Obama considers, from 9/11 till today, America has conducted many war operations in connection with War on Terror, resulting the circle of war has spread hundred times. Millions innocent persons have died. Many More have been rendered homeless. One Lak (10000) war affected youth joined the army of Al-Qaida and Talban by the help of anti American countries have begun gorilla war in a horrible manner. It is the result of wrong war strategy. I Agha Dilbar desire to solve all above mentioned problems in a meeting with President Barrack Obama by adopting new revolutionary planning by bringing an end to present gorilla war in Iraq, Afghanistan and Pakistan. In the result the World can enter in a peaceful, advanced and progressive world, May it be so.
    I Agha Dilbar have a new War Strategy to achieve success through Table Talk between Talban, Pakistan and American Govts. 90% of Talban that are fighting against Pak Army belong from Swat and Tribal Areas of NWFP. I can provide America all realistic facts in such manner that their implementation could convert these Talban into Patriotic Citizens of Pakistan. In this War Strategy Pakistan Gov will never send his Heavy Artillery, Tanks, Cannons and Air craft in war. In this way 5-million persons will never Displaced. In the end Talban by their will handover, their Weapons to Pakistan Gov, they will come to Table Talk and Suicide Bombing will come to an end in Pakistan. Through this War Strategy Pakistani and American Govts can save expenses on war. Through this planning American and Pakistani Govts can utilize their saving on war budgets for development of Schools, Hospitals, Colonies, Markets, Roads, Bridges, Dams, Canals and Industries of Swat and Tribal Areas of NWFP that are war affected. On account of present war strategy, Billion Dollars are being wasted yearly.
    This war can cause Fall of America instead of continuation of war; my best suggestion for America must keep his Supper Power on the World and should conquer the World instead of war, but by his No-1 scientific technology spending on agriculture, trade, education, scientific development and tourism, all round the World. Making an end to Economic Crisis in America.
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    . May it be so?
    To make successful American Foreign Policy on Global Level the following planning is put before:
    a) America will have to provide free scholar ships at least to ten top master students (in each country) of medical and science in underdeveloped and poor countries of the world
    b) Highly educated and well trained one hundred cultural groups (each group contains 100 persons) will have to arrange one hundred cultural shows for three months in big cities of underdeveloped and poor countries.
    c) America will have to arrange exhibitions through his Embassies for his latest products, in the underdeveloped and poor countries .All these mentioned above industrial exhibitions will be arranged continuously for two months. In the above mentioned exhibitions present products will be sold except export order booking. In mentioned above exhibitions, American Cultural Programs will have to arrange and American Traditional Dishes will be kept for sale. In these exhibitions American Tourism Stalls will also be set of.
    Following rules and regulations will be undertaken for the progress and prosperity of American students.
    a) Among metric, fsc, bsc, (engineering).mbbs, llb, ca and diploma holders in all institutions, all those receiving degrees at the state level, ten each from girls and boys by cash prizes will be announced on behalf of the gov during invitation on lunch.
    b) For above mentioned top ten intelligent students boys and girls each, tours for different historical and healthy sites will be arranged free of cast.
    c) Talent schools of international level will be set up over the country at the district level, in which students of extra-ordinary sports talent taught from class one to fsc level.
    d) American states gov will announce free transport, free lunch during education to all school, college and university students.
    Minimize the aforesaid differences, which I will deliver to president
    the increasing distress and hatred between the Muslim world and America is the major cause of week relationship on public and government level. As a sincere friend I have practical suggestions to Barack Obama in my official visit to America.
    I request the government of America to allow me to describe (first of all my briefing with president’s advisors). My one thousand plans & ideas for changing the world before one to one meeting with the president Barac obama.thanks
    I Agha Dilbar have sent Ten Million research Peace Letters to International Community from 9/11 incident till today. This letter is my Great Peace Mission plan which is continued. Present Global Economic Crisis is the result of War on Terror. This Crisis if further accelerates could initiate a 111-World War. Please hear my Voice of Truth; I can save the World, for my Great Peace Mission, with the help of President Barrack Obama, Peace and Prosperity.
    The Government of America will announce to provide free home facility to employees after 20 year of service as per following rules and regulations.
    1. For providing free home facility to their employees after retirement the government will deduct 2 ½% amounts for their monthly salaries.
    2. The government of America will deduct 2 ½% amounts of salaries to the employee and will deposit the same in government treasury which shall be paid to the housing company on monthly basis.
    3. The housing company shall provide beautiful home to the government or non government employee after 20 year of service.
    4. The people not acquiring home after 20 year of service shall be paid in whole by deducted total amount from their salaries during their employment
    Mr. Barack Obama you are not only the Leader of America, you are Great Leader of the World. In this connection I am waiting for your Email response, dated 2.10.2009.
    Please Confirm.
    Thank you, God blesses you and God bless America.
    Agha Dilbar (founder)
    International Revolution Movement
    64-neelum block ait Lahore (Pakistan)
    Phone: 0092427830084,0092427830084
    Cell 03224628349
    Email aghadilbar4@gmail.com
    This Open Letter has been sent One Lak (100000) to International Community for the welfare of Humanity till today. I Agha Dilbar authorize Newspapers, Magazines, Internet, to Publish and Radio, T.V. Channels to broadcast this letter all round the World

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  2. bangzoom14 says:

    So the U.S. Congress gets involved by taking that silly non binding vote. And the neocons want Obama to stand up and condemn the Iranian leaders. What the heck is going on here? Oh yeah, I always seem to forget. The world had elected us to be the supreme leader.. the top banana.. the guiding light. Get real. Because of the supreme first class mess that bushcheneyinc left us, we now have to tread very carelfully not to do any more damage in the world in our quest to help. Bushcheneyinc should now just reamin quiet. We heard enough of their garbage for eight very long years. Everything is time and place. Right now, Obama is doing the right thing as far as Iran goes.

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  3. Alison Avigayil Ramer says:

    It seems that this video has made its way around the globe. Tonight the Channel 10 News in Israel opened with this video. Even though the Israeli public is divided when it comes to Obama, over here in the dark Netanyahu quarters I can continue to stay hopeful that someday Israelis and Palestinians will have their own Obama to root for. In the meantime, I’m glad to see the the Israeli media is continuing to treat him so favorably.
    Alison Avigayil
    http://sababi.blogspot.com
    Tel Aviv, Israel

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  4. Alison Avigayil Ramer says:

    It seems that this video has made its way around the globe. Tonight the Channel 10 News in Israel opened with this video. Even though the Israeli public is divided when it comes to Obama, over hear in the dark Netanyahu quarters I can continue to stay hopeful that someday Israelis and Palestinians will have their own Obama to root for. In the meantime, I’m glad to see the the Israeli media is continuing to treat him so favorably.
    Alison Avigayil
    http://sababi.blogspot.com
    Tel Aviv, Israel

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  5. pauline says:

    Hey,…,there’s more —
    New Rules Bill Maher June 19, 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtUAHPYYzeM

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  6. ... says:

    thanks pauline… that was fun and a fairly accurate portrayal of obama… i found obama’s cairo speech quite good, and his approach towards ending the israel settlements a refreshing twist.. outside that, i am not so sure there is a lot to go on…

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  7. pauline says:

    I posted this elsewhere on TWN, but it’s biting satire/humor where the truth hurts.
    Bill Maher Takes On President Obama
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWulnfog20c

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  8. ... says:

    yes, i bet those iranians were wishing bush was back in power, so they could benefit from his wisdom in attacking iraq, by doing the same in iran… yes, and all those iraqis can’t stop greeting americans with flowers and gifts…. i happen to like obama’s humour a lot more then what you have offered here today wigwag…

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  9. WigWag says:

    It’s funny how fast perceptions can change. Reports at the Daily Dish, Huffington Post and elsewhere suggest that the question on the lips of the demonstrators being beaten and killed is “where are the Americans;” why is “Obama silent?” “Doesn’t the world care?”
    While most of us are relieved that Obama’s in charge, not the emotional and unreliable McCain, I can’t help but wonder how many Iranians wish George W. Bush was President of the United States tonight.
    Just a few short months ago Bush was the most unpopular political leader the Muslim world could contemplate. How long will it be before Iranians (and Muslims in other nations watching their co-religionists being beaten and brutalized) come to view Obama’s tepid support with the same contempt that they viewed Bush’s lectures?
    After they bury their dead and set their broken bones how many of the Iranian young people who were out in the streets will forget that when he advocated “change you can believe in” Obama wasn’t referring to them?
    Is it possible that despite his stupidity, lack of intellectual rigor and poor judgment that Bush was on to something that Obama doesn’t get?
    My guess is that in the fullness of time, after the wounds heal, the Iranians are going to be very angry at those in the West who supported the regime because they saw it as a foil to the West in general and Israel in particular. How long will it be before they realize that these people never cared about Iranians at all; that all they cared about was the role Iran could play in their bizarre crusade?
    Their anger will be well justified.
    The two unhappiest people in the world tonight (other than the Iranians themselves) must be Hassan Nasrallah and Khalid Meshaal. The happiest must be George W. Bush.
    After all, what’s sweeter than being able to say, “I told you so?”

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